There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
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