Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
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There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
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Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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