Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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