I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Randomize
