If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
True strength comes from lack of pants
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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