is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
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The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
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Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
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