I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
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Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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