Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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