just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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