toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
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i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
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I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
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