Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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