no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
its liver damage thursday
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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