dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
Randomize
