Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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