at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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