Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
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On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
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Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
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