Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
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