I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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