There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
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I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
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I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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