i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
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Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
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I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
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