Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
Someone shit on the floor
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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