my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
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I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
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he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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