i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
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The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
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Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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