Whod you bang
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
im on a boat
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