You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
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