it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
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