hell yes lets make some ravioli
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
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I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
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Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
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