took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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