Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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