When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
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