i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
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I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦🏼♀️
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