we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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