Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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