i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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