She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
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i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
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I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
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