is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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