i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
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