Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
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The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
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I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
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