rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
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It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
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I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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