bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
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This show inspires me to have sex in space
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
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How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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