i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
Randomize
