The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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