Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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