***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
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Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
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How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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