Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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