it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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