honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
Randomize
