Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
My balls are so social today.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
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funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
Operation Purity has been aborted
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
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Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
you never un-have a 4some
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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