Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
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Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
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Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
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I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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