we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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