Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
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She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
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why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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