when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
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