i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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