HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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