Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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